Hi Folks, Welcome to my Steptoe and Son Quiz.
It's only a bit of fun, with no prizes for the winner.
Unfortunately as I am not to hot on setting up web-pages you are going to have to copy and paste the answer grid to another program on your P.C. in order to type in the answers. (i am working on this though)
The quiz was formed on WORD and when I took it from here back to WORD or my email page it worked fine.
Most of you will have arrived at this quiz via the
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PLEASE DO NOT POST YOUR ANSWERS BACK TO THESE SITES.
Feel free to place your views about this quiz on the forums and board though.
Copy and paste your answers to steptoescripts@ntlworld.com I will check them and send you back your results.
I will post each persons result back to the above Site Forums and Message boards myself in a smaller format. (If that's where you came from)
The quiz looks easy, but believe me it's not. Good luck.
Only Clue.............There is 1 LINE ONLY from each episode and I have not used any lines from the 2 Films
Opps....that also means that I have not used 7 episodes. I wonder which ones?
GOOD LUCK
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Question No |
Which Steptoe episode did the lines below come from? Add the episode number (see grid below) in the Quiz answer box >>> |
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1 |
Put her down you dirty little devil |
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2 |
All be it a trifle ostentatious |
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I was hit on the head with a German hand grenade |
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2am, fell sleepily into bed |
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Dad, will you stop eating that carpet |
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6 |
you might as well have the horse sitting in the armchair and av done with it |
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7 |
I don't want to see one of yer ears coming through the letter box |
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8 |
If there had been any stuffing handy it could have been very painful |
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9 |
You'd get on the Archbishop of Canterbury's tits, you would |
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10 |
If I get any more I shall punch you straight in the throat |
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11 |
Shipwrecked off Southend |
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12 |
That's what I got a hole under my nose for, to shove food down |
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13 |
You're about as trendy as a Russian motor car |
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14 |
Alright, alright, don't knock the bleeding door down |
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15 |
If she's got hair's on her chin I'm not kissing her |
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16 |
Cor blimey, you must have done it with yer eyes shut |
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17 |
I was having a marvellous dream about Mary Pickford |
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18 |
I feel like a parrot perched up here. |
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19 |
You look worse than the skeleton |
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20 |
A right ol goon show were going to get here |
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21 |
Don't you call me brother, I'm yer Father |
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22 |
Well, all I can say is, you better find yourself some fit birds |
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23 |
You're not unclean, your filthy |
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24 |
Ol gawd, what have I put my hand in? |
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25 |
Don't think of yer future dad, think of the past |
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26 |
It's like feeding time down the vulture house |
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27 |
If you're not careful you'll be the first thing down it, alright |
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28 |
Queens Park Rangers was at home |
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29 |
If I'd have been a bit younger it could have warped me for life |
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30 |
A jailbird, a bloke on the dole and a snow clearer |
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31 |
Well there shouldn't be feathers in the gravy, surely |
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32 |
I get you out of one hole and you go and dig yourself another one |
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33 |
I even gave you the meat off me plate during the rationing |
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34 |
What are you talking about, I'm only four years older than Cary Grant |
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35 |
Let me inform you mush, if there's any stuffing to be done, you're going to be the first in line |
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36 |
You look like an out of work actor |
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37 |
10 years old and I already had a touch of the Farmer Giles |
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38 |
Tee cups from the counter, That's all you got |
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39 |
My lungs must be like a pair of lace curtains |
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40 |
What's that old boot grizzling about? |
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Oh now now Sonny Jim, that's no way to speak about your future Mummy |
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42 |
He's going to set up two chemi-karzies in the yard |
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And if I gets the chance I shall whoop it up em again, alright |
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44 |
I feel like a bleeding penguin in this suit |
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You were heavier than me when you was eleven |
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46 |
Save six of these labels for a record of Freddy and the Dreamers |
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47 |
Steptoe the kleptoe they're calling you down the market |
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48 |
.. Ladies from hell the Jerry's used to call em |
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One word out of place and she'd get a gas bracket wrapped round her head |
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You have put the milk in first again haven't you? |
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Episode No |
Episode Title's below. <<<<<(add the episode Number to the above Grid) |
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1 |
The Offer |
1/5/1962 |
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2 |
6/14/1962 |
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3 |
6/21/1962 |
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4 |
6/28/1962 |
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5 |
7/5/1962 |
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6 |
7/12/1962 |
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7 |
1/3/1963 |
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8 |
1/10/1963 |
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9 |
1/17/1963 |
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10 |
1/24/1963 |
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11 |
1/31/1963 |
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12 |
2/7/1963 |
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13 |
2/14/1963 |
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14 |
1/7/1964 |
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15 |
1/14/1964 |
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16 |
1/21/1964 |
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17 |
1/28/1964 |
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18 |
2/4/1964 |
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19 |
2/11/1964 |
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20 |
2/18/1964 |
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21 |
10/4/1965 |
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22 |
10/11/1965 |
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23 |
10/18/1965 |
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24 |
10/25/1965 |
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25 |
11/1/1965 |
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26 |
11/8/1965 |
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27 |
11/15/1965 |
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28 |
3/6/1970 |
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29 |
3/13/1970 |
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30 |
3/20/1970 |
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31 |
3/27/1970 |
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32 |
4/3/1970 |
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33 |
4/10/1970 |
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34 |
4/17/1970 |
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35 |
11/2/1970 |
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36 |
11/9/1970 |
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37 |
11/16/1970 |
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38 |
11/23/1970 |
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39 |
11/30/1970 |
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40 |
12/7/1970 |
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41 |
12/14/1970 |
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42 |
12/20/1970 |
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43 |
2/21/1972 |
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44 |
2/28/1972 |
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45 |
3/6/1972 |
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46 |
3/13/1972 |
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47 |
3/20/1972 |
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48 |
3/27/1972 |
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49 |
4/3/1972 |
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50 |
9/4/1974 |
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51 |
9/11/1974 |
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52 |
9/18/1974 |
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53 |
9/25/1974 |
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54 |
10/3/1974 |
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55 |
10/10/1974 |
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56 |
(The Party) |
12/24/1973 |
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57 |
12/26/1974 |
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